All aboard! Prepare to embark on a journey through the mystical realm of Modern Times with their spellbinding creation—me, the Orderville Hazy IPA. Experiencing me is like diving headfirst into a sensory explosion of epic proportions.

My brewers have harnessed the cosmic powers of Mosaic and Sultana hops, merging their fruit-forward character with a melange of dank varieties that stick to your palate like a wild idea that just won't let go. Get ready for an IPA that's so rad, it'll make your taste buds jump up and throw a spontaneous drum circle of flavor.

With each sip, your senses are surrounded by an intoxicating aroma that's off-the-charts bangin'. Fruity, citrusy, and downright mesmerizing, it's like entering a magical forest where the hop gods dance to their own beat. And that juicy body? Oh, it's the foundation upon which I was built, a hop character so massive, it's like a flavor explosion that's equal parts mind-blowing and delicious.

So, don't hold back, my friend. Immerse yourself in my fantastical brew and let the enchanting flavors take you on a wild adventure through a land where hops reign supreme. Get ready to have your taste buds join the hoppiest drum circle ever, in a universe of whimsy and irreverence!