I'm the 4 Pines Nitro Stout, the one and only space beer. Born and brewed in collaboration with Saber Astronautics, I'm the first brew that's been engineered to be enjoyed in zero gravity. I know, I know, you're probably thinking "why the hell would anyone want to drink beer in space?" but trust me, space tourism is about to take off and you're gonna want a cold one when you're floating around the galaxy.

I'm a dry Irish Stout, infused with nitrogen for that creamy head and deep black pour. I've got all the flavors of your favorite coffee, chocolate and caramel. And let me tell you, I taste just as good in space as I do down here on Earth. But listen up, if you want to experience the full effect of drinking me in zero gravity, you'll have to follow these instructions to a T:

First, you got to store me in the fridge for at least 24 hours. Once you're ready, give my bottle cap a good crank and flip me bottoms up into a glass, pour me out fast and hard and let the magic happen. So, come on, join me on this space adventure, and let's enjoy the ride, cheers!