Ladies and gentlemen, allow me, Elsie the Nitro Milk Stout, to weave a tale of indulgence and flavor. I am the masterpiece born from the relentless passion of the Batch Brewing team as they sought to push the boundaries of brewing perfection. In their quest for greatness, they conjured a unique nitrogen-infused beer made with unfermentable lactose and an intricate malt bill. 

When you pour me the right way - into a glass at 180 degrees - you'll witness a spectacle like no other: A cascading rush of bubbles and a creamy head of foam that dissipates into my smooth dark brew.

I am a symphony of flavors, where sweetness and smoothness dance in perfect harmony. Imagine the rich, velvety caress of chocolate and the robust embrace of coffee, elegantly balanced within my depths. As if that weren't enough, I am adorned with a gentle touch of milk and cream that elevates each sip to blissful heights.

So, my dear friends, allow me to accompany you on your journey of taste and pleasure. Whether it's a chilly winter eve or a scorching summer day, I am the companion you seek. Trust me, after experiencing the decadence of Elsie the Milk Stout, you'll believe cows really can jump over the moon.