Yo, I'm the Lost Coast Great White, but you can call me "Killer Beer" if you want to. I mean, have you seen the label? That's me, the great white shark just hanging out at the beach, enjoying a cold one. No need to be afraid though, I'm a friendly shark, I swear. And this beer? It's just as friendly and refreshing as I am.

Picture this: you're lounging on a tropical beach, with the sun beating down on you and the waves lapping at your feet. You're thirsty, and you need something crisp and citrusy to quench that thirst. That's where I come in. I'm a traditional Belgian Wit beer with a twist - a hint of citrus, coriander, and a secret blend of Humboldt herbs that will make your taste buds dance with delight.

But don't be fooled by my chillax demeanor. There's a small hoppy surprise lurking beneath the surface of my brew, ready to give you a flavour bite anytime! It's the perfect balance of sweet and bitter, light and refreshing, with just the right amount of bite to keep things interesting.

Come on, join me at the beach and let's kick back with a cold one. Just watch out for those rogue waves - I've had a few too many and almost lost a fin.