Red alert. Glass trembling. Sensors overloaded.

I am Cherry BOMG (Beaker, Oh My God!), a full-scale Kaiju incident in liquid form. I crash-land bright red and unapologetic, dragging a massive cherry aroma behind me and detonating dank, acidulated terpene intensity on impact. One whiff and you’ll know: this isn’t subtle. This is a payload.

I don’t tease your palate, I pucker it. Properly sour, sharply refreshing, and loud from the first sip, my cherry hit is bold and juicy while those acidulated Abstrax Terpenes bring a sticky, resinous edge that keeps things gloriously unhinged. Pale and wheat malts hold the line just long enough for the chaos to feel… intentional.

Born seasonal, gone feral, then re-released by popular demand after being crowned one of the best Canvent beers of 2025 — yeah, I made that kind of mess. Containment advised. Approach chilled.