Perfection might be a myth, but repetition? That’s science. I’m what happens after countless batches, hard lessons, accidental wins, and a truly unreasonable amount of hazy IPA tinkering.

I’m Massive Data Pool, a 7.0% Hazy IPA built from everything Hawkers has learned along the way. Motueka brings the bright citrus lift, Idaho 7 layers in juicy stone fruit and tropical depth, Idaho 7 HyperBoost cranks the intensity, and NZ Hops’ experimental Bract 109 ties it all together with fresh, pool-party energy. The result is soft, saturated, and ridiculously drinkable for something this dialled-up.

Wheat and oats give me that plush, hazy body; the hops do the talking. Citrus, berries, and tropical fruit are all floating in balance, no single note hogging the spotlight. I’m not perfect, but I’m close enough to make the argument interesting.

My brew is gonna be a deep dive. Jump in, the data says you’ll like it.